![]() The ultimate aphrodisiac!!!! JK, I should've know that was a mistake.įifteen minutes in, I checked in my husband to see if he was horny and high, and he said he was neither and could I stop talking because he couldn't hear what Hannah just said. We both popped a piece - it tasted fresh and creamy - and started watching GIRLS. It's a low dosage at 5 milligrams of THC per piece, which they say is equal to a buzz from a glass of wine. It was a whole thing.Īnyway, High Love promises a "rapid delivery," meaning it should only take 15 to 20 minutes to kick in, which is much faster than most other edibles. Once, while stoned, my dog farted loudly and I literally choked myself with my own hysterical sobs. Especially to me, because when I'm high, almost anything will make me laugh forever. He almost always falls into the first category, but occasionally he'll be in column B and hoo boy, it is funny. One thing you should know about my husband and weed is that he has two modes - either no effect or high AF. Then we waited a few hours, and decided it was time to eat some fancy chocolate and have some stoned sex. So we had sex once without weed chocolate. ![]() None of these supplements have been FDA-certified to cure a waning libido, but I totally believe them because I'm dumb and in my 30s, so this is the time to experiment! (Right?!!) High Love comes in a pack of six gem-shaped dark milk chocolates, and is "studded with a lustful blend of all-natural, romantic stimulants," including Muira Puama, the ~Viagra of the Amazon~ Yohimbe, a natural aphrodisiac from West Africa and Damiana, an ancient Aztec favorite, or so the High Love marketing materials tell me. Yes, I would like to try it how fast can I get a hold of it because I'm willing to get on a plane right now. The point I'm getting to at a painfully slow rate is that chocolate and sex and weed are great, and so when a rep from 1906, a group of high-end cannabis chocolatiers, emailed me about their new product called High Love, the first cannabis chocolate aphrodisiac on the market, I literally jumped up and down and clapped and maybe cried a little. As Oprah once said, you must live your best life or die trying or something. ACK! If you threw in Netflix and a vibrator, you could drop me on an island in the South Pacific and pick me up in four years when I'll be the chillest, happiest, tannest version of myself possible. What can I say? Given that marijuana is legal where I live, I'm basically a horny, stoned Cathy cartoon. If there are three things in life that I treasure, they're chocolate, weed, and sex.
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